VARIOUS
Grammy Nominees 2003
[Warner, 2003]
Sometimes the unexpected can come up and really bite you on the ass and otherwise wreck what would have been a perfectly good life. Like when the Germans went into Poland for the always fun game of That Isn't Yours Anymore. When a promo for this CD entered my life I felt sublimely graced by providence. Now in one hopefully childproof package I can enjoy the aesthetic triumphs of Nelly and the Dixie Chicks, Pink, and Eminem. Go back to your hole in the ground Gorecki, you can't make music as transcendent as Avril Lavigne's. NSYNC and Nickleback: Just. Fucking. Stop.
Let's get this straight right now boys and girls, just because you want to have sex with many of the "artists" in this playlist does not mean they deserve your money. And the more money they "earn", the further away from your crotch they get. That's what makes them stars, the not boning you part. Because loser wannabes like you and me will take money from people and have the sex. Can't get on the goddamn television that way, padre.
If you actually like this shit and find yourself nodding your head the next time it plays on the radio or finds its way to your ears, remember: these bands are shitting on your face and getting rich from people like you, Honeysucker. Please, don't let these anal abortions continue. If you absolutely have to have one of their songs, P2P it then delete yourself. If you don't believe me about why these bands needs to be punished for their crimes, check this out.
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